Le Grand Guignol
The end is nigh and has been conveniently scheduled for 2006 September 12. This day will likely be overshadowed for years by the preceding day, also known as The Day the U.S. Learned To Live In Total Fear For All Time Despite the Fact That In All The Time That The Terrorists Have Been Trying To Attack Us They Have Managed Only This One Real Victory. In any event, soon that day will in turn be overshadowed by The Day TWITCH Was Born. I want all of My readers to know that you are hereby warned, and can claim no ignorance in the decades to come. Well, no more than usual, I suppose. Operating as I do under the assumption that all of My readers are intelligent, I leave open the possibility that I am wrong, as I was once before in 1987. I know, it is hard for Me to believe after all of these years, but it is the truth.
No method of celebration for this day has been yet developed. Suggestions, in a rare mood of tolerance, will be accepted in the comment section. It is My learned opinion that because this celebration will be worldwide, everyone should have some input as to its form and content. I was thinking maybe Zombie pinatas filled with delicious Tacos de Cabeza, but let us all pitch in and come up with something truly magnificent, something worthy of the title.
Le minute de vérité, Le Grand Guignol, is almost upon us.
7 comments:
The streets will run red with the blood of the infidels! Surely that is the only acceptable celebration for this momentous occasion.
Or pie. Pie is nice as well.
Yes, birthday pie is a good idea. Brian made a birthday cake for BabyC the day she came home from the hospital. I told her it was delicious.
Infidel Blood Pie. Good Idea. More are necessary.
Seems like an Infidel Rob cookoff might be more in line with the family's taste... with birthday candles, of course!
Rib - that should say RIB, not Rob.
Best of luck on delivery!
Photos, I need photos!!!!!! Must.see.little.redhead.
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