Thursday, September 14

The End

BEHOLD! TWITCH HAS ARRIVED!

Hark, the herald demons shout;
TWITCH was a bitch to get out!

The nurse she said it'd be a snap;
that was a mighty load of crap!

The drugs they gave, they weren't enough;
tho Herself is mighty tough!

And when the doctor he did slice;
'twas against Herself's advice!

Ev'ry cut and tug she knew,
'fore the surgery was through;

The pain was great, but not so great;
and for more drugs, she did wait;

The pusherman knock'd her out at last;
he should have used the laughing gas!

TWITCH is here and now 'tis done;
Buddha help us, everyone.



8 comments:

ErinBW said...
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ErinBW said...

Ahhh, the poetry that two days without sleep doth inspire!

She is beautiful. I can't wait to mee the little snugglemonster.

The Keenans said...

She is beautiful - I've been following you guys from the beginning - congrats!!

ZNana said...

She's indeed a beautiful baby. Looks like the eyes are taking it all in already. Congratulations on your own miracle! Enjoy

Doug said...

'Bout freakin' time... er, I mean:
Huzzah! Hooray! Splendiforous! This is most exciting.

(I do wonder whether this signals the end for the site, however. Will their be a new chapter in the time of TWITCH being outside the womb? We can only hope.)

Glad all are well, and I look forward to seeing the cutie in person. And in this case, I'm not referring to you, Ian, but to the baby.

Courtney said...

Yay!!! I love you guys! She is beautiful!!! She looks just like you Ian. I created my own blog just so I could comment on yours. I love you guys! I can't wait to see her in person. Love, Auntie Courtney

ZParents said...

Yippee! Here here for the DRUGS!!! Isn't it great to live in a modern world.
Little Matilda doesn't look any worse for the wear, either. Must be good parenting. Congrats to all 3 of you!

Anonymous said...

And well now! I just got your info a bit ago from Hannah! Congrats on your wee bundle of joy! The next few years are going to be the most interesting you have had thus far. Blessings on your family.