Another Instance Matilda Will Bring Up to her Therapist Someday

We really should stop treating our baby like a toy, but it's just so much fun!









I refused to spend a lot of money on a costume for a newborn who'll only wear it for 15 minutes and who is too young to go out candy begging for her parents. Thus, $6 and three rolls of gauze later we had Little Imhotep, infant mummy called back from the afterlife by foolish explorers.

Here she exacts her punishment in blood.

Before anyone posts comments about the inhumane treatment of our baby, keep in mind that she is most happy when swaddled--the tighter the better--and about 5 minutes after we mummified her, she was fast asleep. No baby brains were removed through the nose with a coat hanger.