This is Count Strahd Von Zarovich, Terrorizer of Barovia, Dark Lord of Castle Ravenloft.And he is dead. We killed him last night at my dining room table. It took us a year of Wednesday nights, but he is turned to dust, the castle is cleansed, and Barovia is saved.
Just one step closer to winning the War on Terror.
You're welcome.
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what game is this?
ReplyDeleteI hate Ravenloft with a passion, probably more to do with the psudo goth DM we had who ran it rather than anything else.
ReplyDelete"You encounter a strange fog up ahead"
"Oh crap, i knew I shouldn't have been a paladin. I run in the other direction"
"The Fog swirls towards you and envelops you"
"I kill myself"
You are a geek. And I love you anyway.
ReplyDeleteOh! Undead!! Teensey, help me! Turn them! Kill. Kill! KILL!
ReplyDeleteoh, how I hate Strohd, with his wee beady eyes, "Oh, you want to come to my castle, huh?"
A barbarian named S'uh died as well, but you brought him back.
ReplyDeleteThe original Bionic Woman was killed but was brought back.
I'm just saying. 'Dead' is only for the unpopular.